ATTENTION to all Reptiles in Northeast Florida!!

Dear reptiles in northeast Florida,

If you would like to have a long fulfilling life, please do not come into our yard. We, the Shillito dogs, love to hunt you and we will ultimately lead to your demise. We live to make sure our owners are safe inside the house with the eradication of all of you in our yard. In case you have not found out first hand, just ask your friends and they will not lie. Many of your forefathers have come and gone since August. This notice is not just for the lizards. This goes out to the frogs who come out at night and to even the snakes...yes even you snakes! We would probably even take on an alligator. If you step or crawl into this yard and do not come out alive...it is your fault and your fault only. You have been WARNED.

Even though you may not see her, the Great White Hunter is always watching you

Wanted: stupid lizards

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 And the 4-5 ft. indigo snake in our yard. Yes, Wellsley found you as you well know and swung you around.

(I had to google an image to put in here. I do not do snakes, therefore would not get this close to one!)

 

When the Great White Hunter finds you, she will send her servant out to pounce on you

We are convinced there's a big one under the well pump

 

 IF you do not believe us, take it from our victim of last night...

We do feel remorse, but don't always count on it. It's very temporary.

This message has been brought to you by Dutchess and Wellsley Shillito.

By the way, I (Emily) made it to where anyone should be able to comment now. Hopefully it works, so check it out!